You can't special order awesome
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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