it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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