Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
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She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
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Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize