Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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