just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
