i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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