I love black thongs
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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