She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
