You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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