you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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