Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
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It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
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level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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