i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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