Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
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Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
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I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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