??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
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Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
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We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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