Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
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Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
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He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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