You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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