When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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