Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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