Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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