what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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