yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
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