Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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