I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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