It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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