whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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