I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
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