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• (917): View more from New York City

  Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.

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• (310): View more from California

  four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  sorry about calling you the devil all night.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country

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  19 Parents Had Epic Reactions When Catching Their Kids Being “Bad”

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• (904): View more from Florida

  She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?

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  Most creative movie date proposition... ever.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive

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