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• (407): View more from Florida

  If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away

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• (954): View more from Florida

  everyone is single if you try hard enough

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.

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• (718): View more from New York

  I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  i drank out of a bidet.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie. 

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.

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