the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
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