OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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