It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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