all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
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My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
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Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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