A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
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Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
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he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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