Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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