he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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