so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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