who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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