Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
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DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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