She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
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Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
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Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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