I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
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I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
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It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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