you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
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This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
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Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
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