how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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