too bad you live with your parents still
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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