Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
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grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
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She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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