what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
This toilet bowl is my home.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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