My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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