I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
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Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
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literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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