she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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