They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
How naked do you want me to be?
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