New low: just hacked my moms facebook
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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