just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
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you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
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I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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