if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
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Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
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He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous