No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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