he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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