He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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