Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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