i was rollin on her like bob the builder
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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