Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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