Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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