So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
